Meg's Musings

Fun with Meg & Dave

Look Dave!
Look Meg!
Look Dave, look!

What?
What is this?
It is a bag.
The bag is empty.

Uh-oh.
The bag is empty.
Uh-oh.

What was in the bag?
In the bag was chocolate.
Chocolate in the bag? Chocolate?

Where did it go?
Where is chocolate?
The dog ate chocolate.
The chocolate is in the dog.

In the dog!?!
The chocolate is in the dog?
Yes, yes! The chocolate is in the dog!

How much?
How much chocolate?
How much chocolate is in the dog?

Four!
Four pounds.
Four pounds of chocolate!

What!?!
What did you say?
Four pounds of chocolate is in the dog!
Four pounds!

What should we do?

We should ask.

Ask Katie! Ask!

Katie is sleeping.
We cannot wake her now.
No wakey.
No.

I know!
Let us ask the Internet!
Ask Internet, ask!

The internet.
The internet says.
The internet says the dog should barf.

Barf dog, barf!

He will not barf.
What should we do?

A) Syrup of ipecac.
B) One teaspoon of hydrogen peroxide every ten minutes three times until barfing happens.
C) 1/2 to 1 teaspoon of salt on the back of the tongue.

Yes, Yes!
We have salt!
Salt could be ok!

Hold the dog's head.
Oh, he hates this.
He hates the salt.
This is not what dogs like best.

Now barf dog! Barf!

Dog is barfing.
He hates this.
This is not what dogs like best.

Oh! We feel bad.
We feel bad for making the dog barf.

Here dog, take a dog cracker treat.
Take a treat dog.
Take a treat.

Oh! He likes this!
He likes treats.
Come get treats dog.
This is what dogs like best.

Here dog, get pats.
Get pats dog.

Oh! He likes this!
He likes patting.
Come get pats dog.
This is what dogs like best.

Dog is ok.
We are ok.
Dog feels good.
We feel good.
Dog is happy.
We are happy.

Good Night!

posted by Me @ 08:56