Yes, this is my job & I'm laughing
On the list of stupid teenage guy stuff:Fact one: Today a student brought a jar of habanera peppers to school.
Fact two: He started daring other guys to show their manliness by eating them.
Fact three: Not wanting to be unmanly, many students ate them.
Fact four: Being egalitarian, the girls had joined in and were showing their manliness by second hour.
Fact five: By fifth hour three students had gone to the office for treatment from the chemical burns inflicted by the habaneras.
Fact six: A student got pulled from my class to go talk to the EMTs about the girl who ingested the other half of the one he ate at lunch and had to be taken for a ride in the ambulance. Cops were here too.
Thought for the day: Do you really want children?
posted by Me @ 14:49
2 Comments:
That's hilarious. Remind me to tell you what happens when teenage boys chase skunks in the night. By the way, how many peppers did you eat?
Ok. I'm laughing. Hard.
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